The Federal Republic of Lux Agicaland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 515 million Lux Agicalandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lux Agicalandian economy, worth 31.9 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,973 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, people talk about things being better when men were men, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Lux Agicalandian selfishness, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Agicaland's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lux Agicaland is ranked 154,408^th in the world and 3,902^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 8.64 flags saluted per person per day.